"i've got a war on my mind" -effy stonem

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meladoodle:

*leans in for the kiss but just goes for my own bicep instead*

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mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

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maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

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thescarfofsherlock:

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

Source: michaxl via perks-of-being-chinese